I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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