I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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