everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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