One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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