That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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