She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just tell him i said nine months
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
