i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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