Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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