let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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