Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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