how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Can you bring me the toilet please
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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