So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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