I want to make a zoo with you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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