I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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