i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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