ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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