Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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