is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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