Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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