Sry I called you an 8
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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