You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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