just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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