YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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