it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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