Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
