have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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