so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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