i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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