Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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