youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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