is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
we're so committed to being not committed
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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