The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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