3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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