it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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