she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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