ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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