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Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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