last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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