Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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