if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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