if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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