Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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