So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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