I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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