Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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