One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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