Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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