you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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