literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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