I'm gonna have a badass scar
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Vodka?
Forever.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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