Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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