Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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