remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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