my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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