Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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