He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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